Singles
ads I'd like to see.
aka "Truth in Advertising"
| -Men Seeking Women- |
Get me while I'm single: 6'2", 265, brown hair, blue eyes, lives with parents, unmotivated, unemployed, unkempt, conspiracy nut, hockey fan prone to daydreaming and watching cable seeks 6' blonde, 19 year old, bi-sexual, twin sisters with green eyes, heiresses to multi-billion dollar fortune. Must own Harley Dealership, airplane, Dave & Buster's franchise, liquor store,and big screen TV. Scientologists
need not apply. |
Minimalist seeks woman. |
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Good looking, charming, successful man into watching all sports, hanging out with old college friends(Frat buddies)seeks woman for occasional romance, travel and light house cleaning. Must be "hottie". |
Guitarist
in local band, soon to be world famous would like to meet "secure"
woman, must have own place & car. |
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