Dear Penthouse
©2002 JimCavalier.com

(This is based on a true story - Jim)

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me. I was sitting down to write a letter to Penthouse when I heard a loud noise on the street in front of my house. I looked out the window to see two large busses had collided. I ran outside only to find that the Hawaiin Tropic bikini tour bus had rear-ended the Penn State varsity cheerleader's bus. Fortunately nobody was hurt. So they all had sex... with my big penis... ALOT! Then we did it again.

The End